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Frogman (2023)
Hey, you guys! Look at this footage I found! Through a mysterious editing process, Frogman brings together all the filmed components of a quest to locate a legendary cryptid that allegedly inhabits...
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Alien: Covenant (2017)
Yech! Even with Ridley Scott directing, Alien: Covenant is a flipping flop. Maybe we should blame Michael Fassbinder who gets to chew twice as much scenery in the dual role of Walter (the helpful,...
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Warm Bodies (2013)
Mrs. Sharky wanted to watch a romantic comedy. Uh oh. I said, “What’s in it for me?” This is the type of give-and-take situation we domesticated adults must consider every single day, and believe me,...
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Abigail (2024)
“What are we talking about, like an Anne Rice or a True Blood? You know, Twilight? Very different kinds of vampires.” So wonders Sammy (Kathryn Newton), one of a crew of professional criminals hired...
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Godzilla X Kong: The New Empire (2024)
This is what I get for not staying in touch. It’s been quite a spell since I sat down with Godzilla. And King Kong? Forever. This is the fourth (!) Godzilla-Kong film in the Monsterverse series that...
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Night Swim (2024)
“I’ve always wanted a pool.” Kurt Russell’s kid, Wyatt Russell, stars as an ailing baseball player who lucks into a house with a magic swimming pool. Unfortunately, his family may not survive a...
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Monolith (2022)
An investigative journalist (Lily Sullivan) has suffered a career setback. Hoping to salvage her reputation with a new podcast about unexplained phenomenon, she retreats to her parents’ posh pad in...
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Ghostwatch (1992)
I watched Late Night with the Devil, but it failed to intrigue. A far more effective version of hell breaking loose on the telly can be found in Ghostwatch a BBC mockumentary that originally aired on...
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Oddity (2024)
Irish filmmaker Damian McCarthy made a bit of a splash with his debut, Caveat (2020), an indie-horror shocker that more than recouped the measly 250,000 pounds spent on its production. Oddity is...
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The Skeleton Key (2005)
Yes, the ending of The Skeleton Key is kind of a bummer. Think of it as social justice from beyond the grave. The luminous Kate Hudson headlines as Caroline, a big-hearted hospice care worker hired to...
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